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PCMCIA - People Can`t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN - It Still Does Nothing SCSI - System Can`t See It DOS - Defective Operating System BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM - I Blame Microsoft DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon Too WWW - World Wide Wait MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code